Tuesday, January 26, 2010

How Rude !!!



As diverse as this world is today, you would think that folks would be more open-minded but I guess not. Where I work, the population is 40% Black 50% Hispanic and 10% Caucasian.

So on this particular day, there were 4 Hispanic employees sitting in our office talking in English. So I proceeded to walk in the office. Once they saw me, they got quiet and started there conversion in Spanish. I thought nothing of it. So about 10 minutes later, something told me to leave, walk back in and see what happens. When I walked back in, they did it again. So I came to the conclusion that they were talking about me. One mind told me to go off on them and the other said there not worth the entertainment. To make a long story short they continued to talk in Spanish the entire time I sat in the office with them.

Now don't get me wrong, they have every right to talk in whatever language they want, but don't throw shade by being nasty with it. If you have something to say about me, be man or women enough to say it in my language. It's people like them, that make it hard for different races to unite and have peace. I just thank God that I was raised to not entertain ignorance unless I really have to. Cause at the end of the day, they were the cowards, not me.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Which one are you ?

For this post, I can lose my Man of the year card but hey, I don't care. I get so sick of women complaining about they nigga cheating or they think he cheating. So I came up with this to help some of y'all slow asses out. Not ALL women fall in this, but alot of you are finally getting the help you need. Notice I said in the beginning "A nigga" not "A Man". That blog is coming soon.


"A nigga has 4 different types of girls..

1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's

1)Wifey is irreplaceable. No one can EVER replace her. She is the one that he loves and will always love. He never wants to see her with another man But, he will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she is Wifey. She fails to realize that she will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was is irreplaceable. Boo is always trying to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot, but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months. Then the man goes back to Wifey and Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events that you call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups in case a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe

It just my opinion.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year !!!!



Alright folks, it is here. It's 2010. WOW, I wonder where I was 10 years ago. But anyways, days leading up to the New Year, folks on facebook and twitter have been talking about all this change they're going to make. CHILD PLEASE.. In the words of one of my friends on facebook, they are making "New Week Resolutions."

This year, I'm not changing, I'm upgrading. I refuse to give in to this crap you need to change because its a New Year. My motto is "if it can't help me or make me cash, I DON'T CARE." Call me sel-fish but for so long, I have constantly looked out for people and all I got was shade thrown my way. So I'm upgraded and doing me and only me. So Happy New Year to you and your. In 2010 let's rock out with our cocks out...lol

Sunday, December 27, 2009

WANTED...



Well as we all know, in a few days it going to be 2010. Everytime when the New Year comes around, people are always talking about what they are going to change and do different. Well, Im one of those folks. I want a boo. Straight up, just like that. I am so sick of being alone. I just want that person I can talk with, connect with and not worry about any foolishness. In the words of the great Mary J. Blige "just take me as I am". There is one person I'm feeling but one day there in a relationship and one day there not. Are you confused? YEAH me too. Thats exactly what I have no time for. Games are for children and I don't play with people children. Lots of folks say take it slow when looking. Date around and see whats out there at sea. I take that advise very strongly. I just want God to send me the right person. PLEASE!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I am da club.....


We all have had our share of club experiences. We all have seen some crazy stuff in these clubs. So I took it upon myself to create a list of rules that should be followed in the club. Granted its not all of the rules but its the most important rules in my eyes.

So here it is for the Ladies and Gentlemen...Club etiquette

For my ladies, if a dude comes up to you and speaks and your not interested, give him the common courtesy of saying "no thanks and have a good night" Some of you females are so rude and disrespectful. Apparently there was something that sparked his eye for him to even speak to you.

For my dudes, if you see a lady that is attractive to you and she so happens to walk by you, don't grab by the arm and pull her to you. That's Domestic Violence.

For my dudes, if your trying to holla at a chick and she rejects you, don't get mad and call her out of her name. Be a Gentleman and just say "OK..well have a good night" Maybe that will change her mind about you.

For my dudes, if you do proceed to get the chicks number that's good. But don't follow her around the club. Your only being a stalker.

For my ladies, you all know when you go to the club you wanna dance, so please if you wanna jump on stage and dance, PLEASE have some panties on. Even though its a good sight, that's just not lady like.

For my dudes, mainly all clubs have a dress code, Please come dressed to part. It is aggravating to stand in line with your homeboy for an hour to only get turned away at the door because he got sneakers on.

For my dudes and ladies, please have some sort of breath freshener on deck. Nobody wants to talk to someone with bad breath.

For my dudes, if your talking to a young lady and her friend is standing by her, 9 times out of ten she is not cock blocking. They probably came together.

For both of you, its cool to dance close together. But if I have to offer you a condom then we have a problem.

For both, don't drink if you can hold your liq.

For both, tip the bartender and trust me they will get you right.

For my dudes, don't grab a girls ass. That is sexual harassment and your smart self can go to JAIL.

For both, don't blame it on the goose, you just loose.

For both, just be cool in the club. Don't act as if you never saw a dude or female.

For both, leave the club at the club.

For both, when your leaving the club and you know your throwed off, PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE don't drive. Find somebody to take you home or call a cab. DUI ain't no joke.

For my ladies, it is not cute for you to get extremely drunk. Like Sommore said, Be a fucking lady and sip don't drink.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Congratulations to Miramar High School



Congratulations to the football players of Miramar High School for winning there way to play in a state championship game. Tonight 12/11/2009, Miramar faced off against Miami Central High School. Many people spoke down on Miramar saying that Miami Central would beat the hell out of them. But that didn't happen. Miramar beat Miami Central 21-14. Next week, Miramar will face off against Deland High School for the State Championship. Show your support to the players of Miramar.

The Mean Girls




The Bad Girls Club ain't got shit on these chicks. I know these chicks as The Mean Girls. Now don't get it twisted, these ladies are far from ghetto and ignorant as the ladies on Bad Girls Club. Even thought they do have some ghetto tendencies, the Mean Girls are a crew of smart, college educated ladies who know how to get down and have fun. From there occasional "T" parties at the Ale house, to there nights at the Lizard or there crazy conversions on Twitter.com. They give it to you raw and uncensored.

So you think you wanna be a Mean Girls...I think NOT! As they would say, "you can speak to us, but you can't sit with us." Gotta love the Mean Girls.